thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

nowaclubpenguinblog:

I am a comedian

nowaclubpenguinblog:

He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.  So we’ll hunt him.  Because he can take it.  Because he’s not our hero.  He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector…

A dark penguin

infinitelull:

my entire life.

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

“Two thousand years, Rory. You won’t even sleep. You’ll be conscious every second. It would drive you mad.”

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his complete disinterest in life

^ omg that hashtag